Distract from routine, stressful issues and have fun on your weekend. It is a perfect time to do something new and thrilling, to visit interesting places or to make new friends. Show your friend, bf, girlfriend or a spouse how excited you are about upcoming bright days and wish him or her to have a wonderful weekend.

Funny Weekend Quotes:

  • Collect your energy during the week, you’ll need it if you still want to dance during the whole weekend!
  • Leave all your troubles and worries in the past and have a wonderful weekend ahead!
  • An amazing place, you by my side and Saturday are everything I need to be happy.
  • Let the sad melody of the week turn into a rock song of the weekend! Allow yourself to do whatever you want, but don’t forget that on Monday you should be at work.
  • Have a nice weekend! Remember that a few hours on the beach can fix everything, so take a cocktail and forget about everything.
  • Choose any mood you want to be in this weekend: silly, shy, or carefree, still, I will love you.
  • Weekend forecast: mild cocktails, cool parties, and silly decisions: calls to your ex. Enjoy!
  • Your weekend is great, let it be as vibrant as a rainbow and it’ll bring joy, which will never disappear.
  • Prediction for the weekend: hang out, but only with sober thoughts!
  • Sunday is successful when you spend the whole paycheck and don’t notice it.
  • Definitely, my favorite days are Sunday and Saturday because then my morning starts with the smell of pancakes, which you make.
  • Stop counting your calories and enjoy the weekend!
  • Are you ready for the weekend? It’ll be great if it is pointless, relaxing and funny.
  • Happy time, when you wake up without an alarm clock, is coming. Cheer up!
  • All five previous days you have spent your life in vain, so it’s time to start living! Meet the weekend.
  • The first day of your two-day journey is here, so let’s roll and rock this world!
  • Take your life in your hands this weekend and remember that impulsive and foolish decisions make up the best stories.
  • Be in love with the weekend and let this affection be mutual.
  • I haven’t expected that the weekend would pass so quickly and imperceptibly, so can we repeat it?
  • I really need a button “slow down” for my weekend, and you?
  • Let this weekend be a real, spend it without Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.
  • Every day is a blessing, so spend it with the person, who constantly makes you smile – me. Have a good weekend.
  • Make this sleepy weekend unique and blow the cobwebs away for a change. Have a marvelous weekend.
  • My love for you and my love for a weekend is the one, which will never end.
  • I suffer from a serious disease – I am addicted to weekends and I miss them constantly. Will you heal me?
  • I wish you to spend this weekend in such a stunning way so that all Emojis won’t be able to describe it.
  • I know that the weekend is your favorite part of the week, because exactly on this day your diet ends.
  • I haven’t been so excited about the weekend since the last weekend.
  • Smile, it is Friday! Dress up in happiness and don’t forget to be awesome today!



Let the weekend therapy begin!


Chill! Weekend is here!




May your weekend sparkle.


Happy Weekend Images:



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